mightycaptainmarvel asked:
I want Fubar to be real and MINE. Every time he's on my dash I die a little from the cute!
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I might POSSIBLY be getting a “new” laptop this weekend! Not actually NEW but my dad just got a new laptop (he got his old one when I got mine and they’re the same model except mine had a souped-up screen because d e s i g n), so I HOPEFULLY get his old one! I HAVEN’T HAD A WORKING LAPTOP IN OVER A YEAR SO FINGERS CROSSED!!
AWW THANK YOU I WANT HIM TO BE REAL AND MINE TOO i may or may not have spent last night searching for gigantic stuffed dogs on Amazon for myself…
(On that topic, who wants to buy me this gigantic $300 stuffed doggo? It’s the wrong breed but I’d be shocked to find a gigantic caucasian ovcharka plush lol)
- Me: Black Panther? The dude in a cat suit? I guess he's alri- *trips* *thousands of photos of T'challa, King of Wakanda and our lord and savior, spill out of jacket* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i- *slips on a pile of pictures* fu ck no they’re not mine i dont care about him i just- *more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN
The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
burrito and a hole in a beige wall
Shini I love it
Mine is toast and a cardboard box
Mac and Cheese and Scissors
Tuna and Vodka
Anonymous asked:
Get a bike! I love mine way more then I thought I would. And hey if you end up hating it, just sell it on Facebook marketplace or whatever. But I like I said, I love mine!
I WILL TURN IT INTO A CAT TREE
what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body
think of all the superwholock fans waking up to “welcome to my twisted mind” on their bodies
“Everything is Fine”. I’m actually okay with this.
Deep fruity intensity. Yeah.
“No-one of consequence” is actually a great tattoo anyway.
Cooking the Types
INFP
1 cup Fandom Variety Mix
3 cups lightly shredded books
1 tbs Autumn seasoning
2/3 cup nostalgia
(let kittens stir mixture)
ENFP
1 cup sunshine
1 cup dark matter
¼ cup refracting light
3 cups hopes and dreams
1 tbs absinthe
ENFJ
1 cup green tea
4 highlighters
1 tbs “yes”
1 tbs “no”
4 cups fleece blankets
Sprinkle with embers from smoldering fire
INFJ
1 cup fresh pine straw
¼ cup gin
1 tsp unicorn fur
3 cups finely shredded philosophy books
1 tbs of Dust from the Ethereal World
ENTP
3 tbs powdered obsidian
3 cups debate scripts
1 lightly shredded book on Every Piece of Trivia Ever
4 cups political theory
(let sit in nuclear reactor)
INTP
1 cup molten silver
6 powdered NES controllers
1 book physics
1 book chemistry
6 chopped mushrooms
(let sit in a dark room)
ENTJ
4 cups Bones of the Enemy
6 action plans
4 calligraphy pens
3 shots whiskey
2 black truffles
INTJ
1 binary star system
7 math logic books
1 box locked feelings
1 key to box locked feelings
1 tbs of all-knowing
ESTP
7 shots of whiskey
3 cups speeding
2 gallons gasoline
1 parachute
2 cups finely ground cloves
ISTP
2 shots whiskey
2 strong beers
1 carburetor
6 cups Pure Badass
1 dagger
ESFP
1 finely ground disco ball
2 shots party juice
6 packets glitter infusion
1 cup “I Love You All”
3 cups moon walking
ISFP
1 cup black coffee
6 cinnamon sticks
2 cups fresh cut grass
2 soft pillows
1 tbs of pure rage
ESTJ
4 graphs (powdered)
4 “you’re fired” notes (ground)
1 motorcycle
1 action plan (intact)
1 tbs Super Soft Squishy
ISTJ
1 shot scotch
Slab of concrete
3 Pens of Authority
3 cups Executive council
9 eggs
ESFJ
1 cup cake mix
6 cups sugar
2 cups chicken noodle soup
1 tbs leather
ISFJ
15 cups of tea
2 quilts
1 tbs talcum powder
2 bottles bubble bath
Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”
how do you make them last for more than 4 hours?
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra